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    January 23

    Heading Back

    Well, all god things come to an end. It is time and I am leaving to take my flight to Amsterdam and from there back to Seattle, 20 hours from now. Getting to the airport from Oslo downtown is a piece of cake with a fast, quite and very comfortable train.
    Yesterday one of our friends here in Oslo invited us to his house for dinner. His house, our cooking. We went grocery shopping, then took the train to his home the same way he goes to work. It was a lot of fun and a couple of other folks from Seattle that travelled with me got hammered. I mean *hammered*. I hope good wine hangover is better tha bad wine hangover. Since I don't drink anymore this won't be a problem for me.
    It was a lot of fun and I personally felt honored to be invited to his house after so few interactions. I am pretty sure this is not the standard way things roll here, but I suspect I'd love living in Norway.
    Now I'm logging off and heading home to my wife and daughter. Staying away from them, even for a week, is pretty depressing. And dangerous - I resisted the temptation of buying a million gifts so far. One more week away and I cannot contain myself Thinking
    January 20

    How Could I Possibly Have Lived Without This so Far?

    This is so fantastic, I have to share with the ones I like. My resolution for 2009 is to buy one of those for all my friends' birthdays and special occasions. I will donate copies to the local school and at work as well.
     
     
     
     
    Who said ingenuity was something of the past in America?
     
    January 19

    Too Much Time With no Sleep

    And free internet has consequences. Someone figured out that rock'n'roll are four chords and pop music is the re-hash of the re-hash (I know, "how perceptive!"). The montage is fun thought:
     
      
     
    And just to prove a point
     
     
     
    There is no other way to play that song I'd listen to.
     
     

     

    January 18

    Soooo Much Snow...

    I arrived in Oslo earlier today (or very late yesterday depending on your time zone). It was a nice trip and the plane didn't shake much, despite the bad weather. The pilot on the first leg of the trip (Seattle to Amsterdam) was a funny fellow that played harmonica over the speaker system. I wish his landing was as good as the music and humor. I asked a colleague that is a nerd-pilot hybrid what he thought of the landing and he said "which one of the three? The first kick? The second kick? Or the last one, smashing to the ground?".

     

    Traveling on business class is much, much better. I wish I had the money to use it for non-business travels, but I feel grateful I can use it for business. During the flight my seat, which has an individual "personal entertainment system", gave me an odd warning: "seat will be rebooted, please wait". I was afraid of being ejected mid-air or that the lumbar massage would stop working. Either of the two lumbar massage engines would stop working  . But it was just the video on-demand system that rebooted, interrupting my movie (Miracle at Santa Anna). It was a nice touch to see the linux penguin showing up during the boot steps and the text based progress bars of drivers being loaded, lots of flicker, one hang, another reboot, the penguin again and after about 10-15 minutes the main menu came back. The "follow the plane" GPS map also did not work - it was showing us stuck over Hudson Bay for the last half of the trip. <sarcasm>Imagine if this was Windows, right?</sarcasm>

     

    The Amsterdam airport is a monster. From landing to actually arriving at the terminal was a 10 minutes deal at relatively high speed. I had to cross security again, but at the checkpoint I was asked two questions, welcomed and the deal was done. The difference between this and the typical return to the US is like security at the fun fair versus bank safety deposit boxes.

     

    Oslo was cold and dark. Still cold and dark. There is a lot of snow everywhere, and it is windy too. I cannot see a thing with the glasses on. My group tried to acclimatize as fast as possible and we decided to go for a walk. Good decision, but I forgot my cap and my ears froze. Painful. The prices are more reasonable than last time I was here and I'm starting to wonder if I went to all the "sucker" places. A diet coke still U$5 with no refills, but a shrimp sandwich went for $95 kroner - about U$13. Granted, it is one slice of bread with toppings, but eats as a salad, so the price is comparable to a Red Robin meal (about $10 for a salad) as long as you drink water.

     

    The public transport is not affected by snow at all. The whole place is perfectly functional and there are plenty of people walking around. I guess one has to get used to it or live in the basement writing software for 5 months. Or both.

     

    Tomorrow (or later today for Seattle) we will start what promises to be a pretty challenging week. Wish me luck.

     

    January 16

    Leaving for Oslo

    This Saturday I am flying to Oslo, Norway for work. Checking the weather forecast I noticed the highest temperature I'll face is 0C and the lowest is -7C. It will snow every day next week, except for Thursday. On Thursday it's ice time.
     
    There is nothing like taking a plane after a crash landing in NY with the pilot landing on the Hudson river.
    January 08

    Software You Scream At, Hardware You kick

    Don't scream at your hardware, it gets upset.
     
    This has to be the geekiest thing I posted here, but still fun:
     
      
     
    By the way, the noise level on that Sun data center i simply absurd. Dell, Rackable, EMC and even mainframes are better. The only thing I know that is that noisy is a mainframe line printer.
     
    January 06

    Software Bugs of Consequence

    Last December 31 old Zune 30Gb models froze because it was a leap year. That has to be one of the most obvious tests any professional tester would add, just after passing zero as a parameter. It was ridiculous, but not my favorite bug of the year. It was also surprising to find how many people rely so much on their Zune :)
     
    My favorite bug is an usability bug. The Apple iPhone has contacts listed too close from each other and some of my friends mentioned it is all too easy to click the wrong thing and dial a random contact from the list. I got to admit this was not my favorite bug until I saw the following picture (from the Fail Blog):
     
     
    Who would think usability is such a fun area?